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Kevin Tisserand      
Dragon Art by Ted Hopkins
AKA
Bartholomew E. Combustion

is a real book wyrm. He's always reading, writing, or devouring some book or other. Oops, typo, that should be "some book or
author". The latest writer to fall victim to Bartholomew's insatiable appetite for words is Kevin Tisserand, a scribe of utmost silliness. One day, when some otherwise perfectly nice people had the
misfortune of giggling at something Kevin wrote, they
made the mistake of inviting him to join them at the
Fractured Publisher. Since then, they've regretted
their decision in every waking moment (and many
sleeping ones, I'm sure), and were therefore gratified
to learn of his grisly fate. (Though Bartholomew says
"gristly" would be a better word.)

Much to their collective chagrin, Bartholomew has now
taken Kevin Tisserand as a pen name, and has decided
to continue working on the deceased's literary
endeavours himself. These include a humourous fantasy
novel, a couple of children's book projects,
miscellaneous short fiction and poetry, and ongoing
inane emails to unfortunate writers' lists. More
details can be found at
http://www3.telus.net/tisserand/, or
you can send nasty comments to him at k tisserand @yahoo.com (Just close up the spaces to reach Kevin. We apologize for the necessary spam blocking efforts.)

 


 

   

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