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Welcome to the Sports Page of the Fractured Publisher

Why is the sports section called Cliff Diving? I'm so glad you asked. 

Cyber cliff diving has become a favorite pastime of the Fantasy Writers Group. It's our way of welcoming new members and "punishing" existing ones. (though the severity of the punishment depends on just what is at the bottom of the cliff that particular day.)

There have been vats of pudding, marshmallow cream, piles of white boxers and even pigmy elephant poo.

Originally called "Elfing" (Enforced Leaping Freefall), Cliff Diving has become a favorite pastime for some of our members. Should you come across a fantasy writers group that likes to take new members on nature walks, you might want to be certain you have a parachute with you.....that cliff could be just around the corner...

 

 


 


 
   

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